Marine biologists off the coast of Scotland have caught an aesthetically challenged creature that has drawn derisive howls and pointed fingers from gawking crowds around the world.
It has been compared to a “blob” and beaten up on by cyberbullies who wouldn’t dare look this creature in the eye and utter such things.
But damn it, this animal has a name. He’s called the “sofa shark.” A little sensitivity, please.
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