The loons at PETA have asked the town of Turkey, Texas, to change its name to “Tofurky” for Thanksgiving.
The animal terrorist group sent a letter to Mayor Pat Carson on Monday urging him to change the name of the town in time for the turkey-based holiday.
The letter claims that turkeys suffer virtually every day of their lives and that eating the vegetarian alternative Tofurky comes without the suffering of the turkeys.
PETA wrote that it’ll treat the entire city to a vegan holiday feast if the name is changed.
“Thanksgiving is murder on turkeys,” PETA Executive Vice President Tracy Reiman told the Associated Press. “By changing its name to ‘Tofurky,’ Turkey would send a clear message that delicious, savory mock meat is an easy way to celebrate without causing suffering-and give a bird something to be thankful for.”