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March 3, 2013

Just Leave Detroit Alone

My beloved Motor City is bleeding to death. The facts are that Detroit is a financial wreck, an unmitigated disaster, a sheer cataclysmic catastrophe – you pick. No doubt all the above. Good Governor Rick Snyder […]
February 24, 2013

Aim Smaller, Miss Smaller–Trap!

According to my exacting calculations, I hunted 269 days in 2012. Okay; I’m slipping. But my excuse is so beautiful it defies reason, as I raged through 79 ferocious celebrations of pure animal sonic bombast with […]
January 10, 2013

Tony Dukes: A Great Texas Hunter

I would like to introduce my fellow hunters to a great American and wonderful Texan. I first met Tony Dukes way back in the roaring 70s in the wild world of rock-n-roll. As a respected bass […]
January 3, 2013

The Perfection of Hound Music

Certain loud, intense natural sounds turn me on. Hell, I’ve made a very gratifying lifelong career out of various sonic bombast outrage, so maybe I’m just the guy to best articulate the perfection of raging hound-speak […]
December 24, 2012

An Open Letter to Vice-President Biden

Dear Joe: Congratulations on your appointment to lead a presidential commission to end gun-related violence. As an NRA Board member, husband, father, grandfather, law enforcement officer, and genuinely concerned American, I too want nothing more than to see […]
December 5, 2012

Bob Costas is Dead Wrong

As you read this, know that by the time you finish, that somewhere in America a fellow citizen will use a gun to stop a crime and save a life. Opining on the Kansas City Chief […]
November 23, 2012

Death Tax Robbery In Progress

My op-eds should begin with a Warning Label such as:  Danger! Warning! The following op-ed contains an overdose of glowing, perfect and undeniable common sense, truth and logic. Numbskulls read at your own risk. I’d like to […]
November 13, 2012

Duck Boat Blues

I recently prepped my duck boat for the season, and got several surprises. Unfortunately, none of them were good. In fact, the entire experience reminded me that I should have inspected the boat at least once […]
October 21, 2012

More Cook County (Chicago) Follies

When it comes to guns and liberal politicians, all bets are off.   Anything goes.  The loonier the better. In good old Cook County Illinois, a suburb of Planet of the Apes, which encompasses the nonstop shootfest gun […]
October 7, 2012

New Discovery Channel TV Show: “Ted Nugent’s Gun Country”

The jury is not still out on whether or not young Ted was uppity beyond compare. My youthful energy level was measured in ballistic Richter Scale increments. The term “whirling dervish” was created in an attempt […]