Texas Fish & Game

The National News of Texas

May 8, 2013

NRA’S 142nd Annual Freedom Party a Huge Success

I raced off stage in Tampa after throttling my 6511th high energy rockout, mopped up as much dripping sweat as I could, changed into dry clothes, grabbed a Gator Ade and a sack of food, hung […]
May 4, 2013

Uncle Ted American Dream Advice

A huge Nuge congratulation is in order to all the 2013 college and high school graduates across the land. You should be very proud of yourselves for a job well done. More important than well deserved […]
May 3, 2013

Spiritual Cancers: Political Correctness and Apathy

President Lincoln once remarked that, “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” While America faces a dangerous tsunami of crushing and accelerating […]
April 24, 2013

The Most Untrustworthy Man in America

The reason both republican and democrat senators defeated the gun background check legislation scam that President Obama tried to jam down America’s throat is because the legislation was unreasonable and would not protect Americans from bug-eyed lunatics and recidivist street […]
April 21, 2013

DOJ – Department of Jokers

If the bombing, killings and maiming of Bostonians by the two voodoo whackjob jihadists in Boston isn’t maddening enough, the next tsunami of insults should drive any American addicted to common sense crazy. The jihadist punk […]
April 20, 2013

Texas Archery/Bowhunting Uprage Update

The giant beast remained in the shadows of the impenetrable cedar thickets for a long, long time. The prettiest, and dare I say, deadliest bowhunter in America was poised to kill nearby, and displayed the patience […]
April 18, 2013

Philly Angel of Death

One should be careful to dare draw parallels or analogies to Nazis, as the Nazis raised the evil bar to unspeakable heights in terms of human savagery and genocide. However, every so often a story so […]
April 12, 2013

Free Men or Slaves?

So goes the old adage that if you place a frog in a pot of cold water and slowly turn up the heat, the frog, too stupid to feel the increasing danger, will sit in the pot […]
April 9, 2013

A Tomahawk Chop to Political Correctness

Every so often some numbskull beats the politically correct war drum protesting the names of sports teams. The terminally disconnected claim the names of the some teams and their mascots are insensitive, even offensive to Native Americans.  Classic names […]
April 8, 2013

A Simple Reminder Made the Best Season Ever

Kid Rock called and asked if I would teach him to bowhunt. He said Jerry Lee Lewis had taught him how to rock the piano, so he would accept only the masters to light his way. […]
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