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You Might Be a Gun Guy if: (Part 2)

The gun shop yells “NORM!” when you enter.
The gun shop owners know your kids.
You ideal cologne is Hoppes #9.
You’re biggest fear is when you die your wife will sell your guns for what you told her you paid for them.
You have more guns than your wife has shoes.
When watching movies you cry foul when 6 shooters fire 15 rounds and Glocks audibly “cock”.
You smile when you see familiar gun terms in car license tags like “556,” “762,” “ACP,” “BMG,” “MOA,” “GUN,” “BUG,” “DAO,” etc.
If you spend your lunch break and down time at work prepping brass for reloading.
When your family asks what ammo to buy you for Christmas and you say “Surprise me! If I don’t have a gun that it goes to I’ll get one!”
You negotiate manicures for more ammo/accessories with your wife.
You notice the gun first on the ‘Blue Press’ catalog.
You see items like lamp posts as potential targets at increasing ranges.
You think a golf course is a perfectly good waste of a rifle range.
Date nights include the shooting range.
You hang your kids drawings on the gunsafe.
You have to console your 2 year old that she’s not ready to shoot when she keeps crying, “I wanna shoot .22!” when taking the older kids to the range.
You have guns you haven’t seen in over 10 years.
You have several guns that you have never fired.
You have been in gun shops that had less inventory than you.
When all your pets are named Winchester, Remington, Ruger, Nitro…
There is no one you dislike more than Senator Feinstein, Bloomberg, and his PR puppet Shannon Watts.
You tell your wife you only bought two “boxes” of ammo when it was really two cases.