The gun shop yells “NORM!” when you enter. The gun shop owners know your kids. You ideal cologne is Hoppes #9. You’re biggest fear is when you die your wife will sell your guns for what […]
Feel free to add any to in comments below! Flying freaks you out, because you know you’ll test positive for GSR (if that’s what they are swabbing for), find a magazine or cartridges in your bag, or […]