Texas Fish & Game

The National News of Texas

July 25, 2012

Hang Him High

In addition to the pain and anguish the psychotic killer intentionally caused at the theater in Colorado, our embarrassing American system injustice will cause even more pain on the victims and Colorado taxpayers. The psycho killer […]
July 16, 2012

More Guns Equal Less Goons

Leave it to the anti-freedom goons at the United Nations to put forth a treaty to restrict access to guns. The United Nations is flea-infested, hygiene challenged hellhole of soulless despots, tyrants, anti-freedom, human-rights violating global […]
July 13, 2012

Red Ryder Beginnings

Through my rifle’s optics I watched the 14″ steel plate topple over 1000 yards away. A broad grin of satisfaction grew upon my face. It would stay there all day. After touching off literally hundreds of […]
June 25, 2012

Wives, Guns, and Other Perfect 10’s

On a scale of one to 10, I would have to give my American Dream a solid 10. Clearly, Mrs. N is a perfect 10. My kids and grandkids are all perfect tens. This amazing gravity […]
June 14, 2012

My Friend Bill Maher

I recently had a nice conversation with my friend, ultra left-wing comedian Bill Maher. He wants me back on his television program to explain why I am so angry with the Obama administration’s policies. I will accommodate […]
June 8, 2012

Slickheads are Trophies, Too

I think this was my 205th day of bowhunting for the season, that long, eternal, endless Texas season of bowhunting beyond our wildest dreams, and though I was feeling the pangs of certain hard earned fatigue, […]
June 3, 2012

I Got It So Bad, I Got It Good

If it were not for this crazy out of control corrupt government, my life would literally be perfect. Even my agonizingly painful battered knees are livable, but the enemies of America infesting our government have got […]
May 29, 2012

The Texas Hunting Obstacle Course

I am a very lucky man to have such a deep, BloodBrother connection with so many wonderful hunting families across the nation. Not a day goes by that I don’t hear from numerous families with glowing […]
May 25, 2012

Memorial Day: Freedom Isn’t Free

Freedom isn’t free. Never has been, never will be. Very special warriors have provided freedom at supreme sacrifice since time immemorial. Good people will never forget, and we celebrate Memorial Day with a hard charging spirit […]
May 22, 2012

The Eyes Have It

The giant American bison was 75 yards across the slope of the stunning South Dakota hillside. My Lakota guide had directed me to make the final stalk on my own, and the Great Spirit of the […]